One Piece: Beginning with the Human-Human Fruit, I Rule the Ages

“Which Devil Fruit combination is the most useless?”

“Probably the Flame-Flame Fruit. Even dogs won't eat it.”

“Probably Big News Morgans's Bird-Bird Fruit, Albatross form. It's a bird, but it can't fly.”

“Definitely the Fish-Fish Fruit, ordinary form. You turn into a fish, but you can't swim.”

“Still, that's not as bad as someone eating the Human-Human Fruit, ordinary person form.”

But what if the Human-Human Fruit came with cultivation?