My Days of Slacking Off on Livestream

Lately, I keep coming across this pitch on a livestreaming platform, set on some island or deep in the mountains: “We'll pay you 30,000 a month to stay here for five years without leaving the mountains or the island. There are no neighbors nearby, and you'll have everything you need. Raise chickens and grow vegetables, chop your own firewood and cook your own meals. There's water, electricity, internet, every appliance you could want, and a partner to keep you company. A peaceful life in the mountains or on an island, far from the world. How long could you stay?” I immediately replied, “I'd stay until you died!” Who knew someone would actually contact me and ask if I'd be interested in taking part in a long-running livestream show like that...