My Days of Slacking Off on Livestream

Lately, I keep coming across videos on Douyin about living on a small island or deep in the mountains: "We'll pay you 30,000 a month to stay on a mountain or island for five years without leaving. There are no neighbors nearby, and you'll have everything you need. Raise chickens and grow vegetables, chop your own firewood and cook your own meals. There's water, electricity, internet, every appliance you could need, and a partner to keep you company. A peaceful life in the mountains or on an island, away from the world. How long could you stay?" I immediately replied, "I'd stay until you died!" Who knew someone would actually get in touch and ask if I was interested in taking part in a long-running livestream show like that...