What Human Martial Saint? I'm a Mythical Beast!

“When are you going to eat your husband? Give me half, and I’ll trade you my wife’s two legs.” “Get lost! How many times have I told you? I’m the only one who gets to eat my husband!” Xu Qing knew he didn’t have many days left to live. Because he was that husband! Fortunately, he finally activated a rather abnormal System. [At forty, you have achieved nothing. The person before you is the Great Yin empress, traveling incognito to escape danger. Seize this golden opportunity to earn merit by supporting the throne.] “System, setting aside whether I’m even forty, are you sure my wife is the empress?” [You’ve already mastered the art of transmitting your voice through inner energy. Truly, you’re a born martial arts genius! Title unlocked: Grandmaster.] “Uh… I just sent a message with my divine sense, and now I’m a martial arts grandmaster?” [As a Martial Sage of the human race, you swallow a golden pill…] Xu Qing had just swallowed a star. Then he looked down at his own Tengshe body, comparable in size to a red supergiant. “What human Martial Sage? I’m a mythical beast!”