Quit the Team and Cultivate Immortality Alone

Fengchen, the "useless assistant" who was kicked out by the brave team, is smiling kindly at the mountains of "weeds" - very good, these are the raw materials for my spiritual plants. I wanted to keep a low profile and cultivate immortality, but I was forced to pick up a little princess with a strange mind. "Master! Why does your piece of paper discharge?" "Master! Why can a blunt sword kill a wolf?" "Master! Can I use your alchemy furnace to bake fish?!" When the oriental cultivator was forced to open his business in the world of swords and magic, his style of painting gradually went astray: the thunder talisman became a barbecue igniter, the flying sword technique was used to dry clothes, and the princess who clamored all day long to learn "cool thunder and lightning" was holding "Three Years of Quiet Work and Five Years of Meditation" and cried: "Master, my legs are numb..."