Human Race Is Aphasic, I Rely on Metaphors to Rectify the Biosphere

Upon waking up, all human beings have lost their metaphorical thinking, their language abilities have degraded a hundred times, and the chaos at the Tower of Babel reappears. But my language proficiency remains unchanged, my left hand "gives up", my right hand "abandon", my Chinese and English bilingualism smoothly transcodes, I am a language master and a literary genius, and I am a language master and a literary genius. The genius of the human race, who else but me!