The Aesthetics of Violence at Hogwarts

"I heard that Hufflepuff Statham is a squib?" Hermione: You wouldn't say that if you'd seen him give a troll an over-the-shoulder kick. Cedric: He is the pride of Hufflepuff and the most gentle... And violent person I have ever met. Statham: Don't be afraid, senior. I can't block the death curse, but I can knock out the old man's teeth before he can recite the curse. Task list: Stop Cedric's Funeral (Locked) Save the old man who loves sweets (ongoing) Let the whole school know that Hufflepuff is not to be trifled with! Statham: I just want to give my friends a stable future. Whoever blocks the way, I will send to see Merlin. (Raises eyebrows) After all, I am the most reasonable person, right?