People in America: Attack the Dungeon

My name is Zhang Kai, a psychiatrist on the verge of unemployment. One day when I came home from get off work, I met a beautiful blond girl who claimed to be a brave man, and then the whole world became distorted. What the hell is a dungeon system? It identified crazy beautiful girls as heroes, New York as dungeons, the FBI as the Adventurer's Guild, and criminals as monsters. Slime is standing on the street corner performing a show. The adult slime can change into any shape according to the customer's needs. As a member of the brave team, how could he tolerate such rampant monsters? Zhang Kai took out his penis from his trouser pocket and pumped it towards the slime. My name is Zhang Kai, and I am the king of this underground city.