Slippery Jianghu: When Wei Xiaobao's Soul Passes Through the Condor Heroes

Wei Xiaobao, who was having a good time in Yihongyuan, woke up and found that his face was burning and hurting, so he experienced: [Scene 1] Xiao Longnu (indifferent): "Guo'er, you once said that all women in the world are inferior to me, and I am the only one in this life." Wei Xiaobao (blurted out): "That's natural! I, Wei... I, Yang Guo, swear to God, if I have any second thoughts about my aunt, I will ask Xiao Xuanzi to take all my banknotes... Oh no, I will make my martial arts useless!" Xiao Longnu (slightly frowning): "... Who is Xiao Xuanzi?" [Scene 2] Guo Jing (distressed): "Guo'er! How could you collude with the Mongols and betray the righteousness of your family and country!" Wei Xiaobao (rubbing his hands to apologize): "Uncle Guo misunderstood! My name is going deep behind enemy lines and making false promises. You see, I even touched three silver notes from Jinlun Dharma King..." Guo Jing (dumbly): "... Banknote?" [Scene 3] Brother Diao: "Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu..." Wei Xiaobao: "What are you talking about? Let's stew it!"