You Were Asked to Promote Shaolin, So Why Are You Selling Martial Arts Manuals?

Li Damo, a Buddhist martial arts Saint, transmigrates and becomes the librarian of Shaolin Temple's Sutra Repository.

With the temple on the verge of bankruptcy, he quietly starts a livestream with a plain and simple title:

“Shaolin's 72 Supreme Skills, 9.9 yuan a book, free SF Express shipping.”

The comments go wild:

“Even monks are out here scamming people these days?”

“9.9 yuan for a martial arts manual? Wouldn't I be better off buying spicy strips?”

“Nice effects, bro. How long did you spend editing that shot of flying over the tower?”

Li Damo doesn't argue. He goes live at the same time every day, teaching breathing and stretching, as if he were leading the eighth set of radio exercises.

A programmer who had suffered from insomnia for ten years practiced for three days and got his first full night's sleep.

A teacher whose neck was on the verge of giving out practiced for a week, and the stiffness was gone.

A delivery rider with worn-out knees practiced for half a month and stopped panting when climbing stairs.

A patient paralyzed for three years tremulously lifted a leg in front of the livestream camera.

The whole internet erupts. The medical community is shaken, and the traditional martial arts world can no longer sit still.

“Still 9.9 yuan. No price increase.”

“Can't get it? Then I'll explain it one more time.”

Later, a rift to another world opens in the Kunlun Mountains, and demons descend.

Only when the world is plunged into despair do people realize:

The monk who once livestreamed from a rundown Sutra Repository, selling 9.9-yuan manuals,

had somehow come to stand before the Heavenly Gate.

He looks back and smiles:

“Don't be afraid.”

“This time, I'll teach you something real!”