Have You Eaten? Punch Me

Dude, I have a perfect prank, do you want to know about it? Just like this, when 12 o'clock in the evening you squat next to the grass on the national highway, and when the big truck comes, you jump in front of him and then jump on him. Damn it, why didn't I think of doing this, brother, you are so smart. But how do you know? Guess how I traveled through time. Get ready, a truck is coming. Brother, I'll take the first step. The water here is too deep and I can't control it. It's your turn.