Weird Doctor Daily: Is This Ability Legal?

"Thank you Dr. Lin for curing the evil spirit in my home with just one word!" "With wonderful hands and kind heart, a hundred-year curse was dispelled by just chatting for a day!" "Miracle doctor! After chatting for half an hour, the evil god who possessed him recovered from shame!" Lin Bei, psychiatrist at a tertiary hospital He believed he was an ordinary doctor until patients started lining up to bring them banners... Lin Bei looked at the banner and fell into deep thought: "But I'm just... Regular psychological counseling?" He tried to explain, but the patients collectively thought: "Look! Dr. Lin is being modest again!" So the rumors became more and more intense—— The sleeping pills he prescribed casually were regarded as "sealed elixirs". His suggestion of "getting more sun" became "the power to induce pure Yang". He said "be more open-minded", which directly caused the resentful spirit to be reincarnated. Until one day, the real "Abnormal Containment Bureau" came to our door: "Dr. Lin, the organization has decided to hire you as the 'chief consultant for SSS-level abnormal events'." "This is a contract, with an eight-figure annual salary and a private car and plane." Lin Bei pushed up his rimmed glasses and said sincerely: "I'm just a regular psychiatrist." "Really." Before he finished speaking, the alarm in the entire asylum rang. The director looked at the data on the monitoring screen and raised his hands tremblingly: "That... The annual salary can be increased." "Just please, don't say the word 'ordinary' again." "Our base... Cannot withstand the third impact of your ability!" Lin Bei looked at the screen in front of him. Added: "Plus, there's no such thing as paranormal activity." "It's basic common sense."