Escorts Are in Eternal Calamity

Lin Cheshui, a 40-year-old obese office worker, is a low-level social creature with no sense of existence in the real world. The only thing that can give him a breather is to control the hero "Wan Jun" in the game "Eternal Calamity" to kill everyone. Until one day, a blue light brought him into the game world - not only did he become the real Wanjun, he also became the youngest escort in the Longmen Escort Bureau. It's just that this "hero"'s style of painting is not quite right: when facing bandits, he thinks about "can I save the file and try again?", Riding a horse is more wobbly than walking on a tightrope, and memorizing martial arts formulas is like memorizing code logic... But with 20 years of gaming experience, he can predict the opponent's moves, use game mechanics to solve martial arts problems, and use BOSS-fighting routines for escorting darts. When a frustrated middle-aged man in the real world holds a complete set of strategies for high-level gamers, this fat escort with "I want to lie down" written all over his face has unknowingly embarked on another path of counterattack in the world of swords and swords. This is a story about how "misplaced life" can lead to "wrong things." Here, there is no do-over button in life, but every "mistake" may be the beginning of the next legend.