Please, Stop Shooting Already!

“Which NBA star has the most impressive championship win in history?” “Dirk Nowitzki? LeBron James? Or Stephen Curry?” On a basketball show, the host randomly held out the microphone to a fan. “None of them.” The fan shook his head. “I think it's AD, Davis.” “Why?” the host pressed. “Because when he won the championship, he had no star teammates around him. He had LeBron James...” “Then which championship was the least impressive?” “Guo Qi.” “Why?” “Because he made the championship a foregone conclusion!”