Cultivation: I Want to Give the Author a Piece of Advice

Wearing books? Okay, then the author is going to cause trouble for you! I, Lin Weidong, will not follow the script you wrote! Why should you decide my fate? Why should I hit wherever you point me? Your crappy book can't get into my eyes, your crappy pen can't write about my affairs! My destiny is not up to you, let alone God! You don't want to ask, what is your brother Dong's status in the world? Oh? Want to give me seven holy aunts and eight empresses? Can you also customize the same style as Bingbing? This pinch... Which Bingbing? Just that Bingbing! Which Bingbing is it? Just that Bingbing! You know! ... Brother, author, was I a little too loud just now!