I, the Immortal, Go Crazy in History

Use the most charming gesture, slap the most abstract face, scold the harshest street, and by the way... Inadvertently, pluck the strings of fate. This is not time travel, this is an eternal being who writes the most abstract jokes in the gaps between epic poems. The long river of history rushes forward, and Bai Li is always at the next corner, looking for new fun with her dog, her horse, her outrageous epee, and a mouth that makes people angry even if they don't pay for their lives.