Great Tang: Giving Little Sizi a Fever-Reducing Lollipop from the Start

[Tang dynasty + adorable kid + System + technology + lighthearted power fantasy] A child holds candy and commands the stars; an old man breaks a flatbread and trades it for the sun and moon. He transmigrated to the Tang dynasty as a destitute six-year-old and nearly starved to death from the start? Li An calmly bound himself to a System: Don't panic. First, get into the palace and find someone powerful to back you up! One [sweet-orange-flavored fever-relief lollipop] pulled Princess Jinyang, Xiao Sizi, back from the brink of death. The imperial physicians were astounded! One [antigravity bamboo dragonfly] sent the little princess soaring over the palace walls, nearly giving Li Shimin a heart attack! Li Shimin (from terrified to overjoyed): “This is the supreme secret art of the Mohists! This child is a prodigy sent to the Tang by Heaven! Quickly, clear out my treasury... no, make room for him in the Academy of Science!” Officials, civil and military: “Your Majesty, the child has taken the princess up into the sky again!” Xiao Sizi (adorable): “Father, Big Brother's candy is so sweet, and flying with Big Brother is so much fun!” From then on, the Tang dynasty took a strange turn. When bicycles caused traffic jams on Zhuque Street, when hot-air balloons blocked out the Turkic grasslands, and when this adorable six-year-old stood in court directing the fate of the realm... Many years later. Li Shimin gazed at the world map, brimming with ambition. “Dear son-in-law, I've conquered the whole world. Where should I go next?” Li An pulled out a star chart and pointed to the moon. “Father-in-law, Chang'e is still waiting up there.” Li Shimin's eyes lit up. “This spaceship...” Li An smiled faintly and rubbed his fingers together. “Your Majesty, the spaceship is no problem. But this planet-destroyer... that'll cost extra!”