I Only Want to Die, but My Court Officials Have Become Loyal Hounds

Li Ye transmigrates and becomes the emperor of the Tang Dynasty. The good news: He has a System, and he's invincible. The bad news: The System tells him to court death, and the whole world wants him dead. “I hereby abolish the imperial examinations and replace them with a bricklaying test!” The aristocratic clans tremble. “His Majesty means to strip the regional princes of their power!” “I'll lead the campaign myself. I want to take on a million Turkic troops alone!” The enemy army flees in rout. “He's not even human!” “A Dragon-Slaying Alliance? Excellent! Come kill me!” The martial world experts fall to their knees and beg for mercy. “Your Majesty, spare us!” Li Ye breaks down. “I really just want to die! So why does the Tang Dynasty grow stronger the more I court death?” Years later, standing at the pinnacle as envoys from every kingdom come to pay tribute, Li Ye gazes up at the sky and sighs. “I want to go home!”