Anomaly Management Bureau: I Manage the Three Realms by Eating Soft Food

Levi, a "low-income man" who supports his family by writing time-travel novels, is so ordinary that he is a bit useless in the eyes of his wife and children. Two years after his disappearance, he suddenly returned - no one knew that he had been struggling in the world of immortality for a million years, and his deepest obsession was "the hot kang of his wife and children". But the first thing he did when he returned home was to smooth a space rift over the Pacific Ocean that could swallow up a city. The "General Administration for Pandimensional Anomaly Response" was urgently established around the world, and Li Wei was appointed as the first director due to his "rich theoretical experience in time travel" and "practical ability". From then on, this man, who had returned from a million years of cultivation, lived the three things he dreamed of: protecting his family, continuing to feed his wife, and - deceiving those time-travelers who were destroying the world. When the ancestors of the Mahayana period were addicted to "Glory of Kings" and rushed to the national server, the silicon-based Zerg went crazy for the "Dyson Sphere Project", and the spiritual witch transformed into a virtual idol and earned millions a month... The "problem children" of the Administration gradually discovered that the director who always had his ears pulled by his wife was not scary. The smiling psychology professor behind him was the real "big terror" that made the gods tremble. And Li Wei just wanted to protect this human fireworks amidst the chaos coming from the heavens and the world. Even if the opponent is a god or a Buddha, a different species, or the law of the universe - after all, he is a man fighting for his family, and his "family" seems to be a little bigger now.