The Devil Said He Was an Angel and Forced Me to Save the World

I travel through time and become a high school student. I, Lin Xin'an, only know 7 words in English, and my ultimate dream is to lie down. But there is a navigator who claims to be an angel tied to my brain, and uses holy PUA to force me to save the world. My golden finger [Conceptual Pollution] uses memory as fuel to turn imagination into reality. Want to summon the Holy Light? An LED marquee comes out. Want to summon Lucifer? A dark figure that can jam is released. Lucifer (Holy Face): "Lost Lamb, I will guide you to victory." Me (looking at the mess): "... Can you let me finish the instant noodles first?" Later I realized that this world had been "pruned". The Bible is a fairy tale, Lucifer is a rumor, and gods and Buddhas are stories. The way the world responds to anomalies is even more ridiculous: China writes reports, the United States throws explosives, Europe issues invoices, and Japan says "it is not under my control." The Devil said, "Find the shearer, Lamb." I said, "What happens after you find it?" He replied gently: "Invite him to hell and let him think about it for ten thousand years——" "How should I write a holy scripture?"