Retired Evil God Re-Employed

The recently retired Evil God Lin Du received an offer from the "Villain Survival System". System regulations: You must follow the plot in various novel worlds, survive, and avoid being killed by the protagonist in advance. Lin Du nodded enthusiastically and agreed: "Yes, but you have to find a partner first, and then you will be given five insurances and one gold, including food and accommodation." The system was confused: "... Isn't this a blind date software?" Lin Du smiled: "Don't agree? Believe it or not, I will destroy you now and then find a job in the protagonist department next door?" The system tearfully agreed, but Lin Du suddenly discovered that the truth of the world was far more terrifying than he imagined... ------