The Porridge Can Be Warm, but My Pendant Can Reach the Mountains and Seas

Name: The Porridge Can Be Warm, but My Pendant Can Reach the Mountains and Seas
Author: Tangzhai

粥可温，我的吊坠通山海

by Tangzhai (糖斋)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 42k Words
Genre: Urban
Audience: Male
Subgenre: Urban Superpowers
Updated: 7mo ago
Source: Qidian

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Synopsis

Lu Hongzhou's life ideal is simple: cook a pot of good porridge and live a peaceful life. Until he accidentally stained his family's "Mountain Flower Ghost Pendant" with blood. When the wrists were bound, the ghost vines shot out of the air and wrapped around the waist of Su Qinghan, the modern mausoleum keeper and the female CEO of Ice Mountain; when the fingers were bound, the light of the Lingxi finger broke through the barrier and hit Ye Li, the alien princess who was being hunted, between the eyebrows. From then on, his daily life was completely out of control—— In the city, while making wolfberry and millet porridge, he tied Su Qinghan with ghost vines and said, "Mr. Su, finish this bowl before beating?" In another world, while stirring fluorescent mushroom meat porridge, he pointed at Po Yeli's opponent with a clear voice: "Princess, if you win, try the new recipe?" The rules for pendants are getting more and more outrageous: The vines can be controlled by tying the wrists, but when Su Qinghan gets close, silver flowers will bloom; The method can be broken by tying the fingers, but if Yeli sticks it too close, the fingertips will turn pink; I dare not even try to bind the heart, because the pendant warns: "Binding here requires a lot of love and debt, which will be difficult to repay in this life." Until the two world crises broke out at the same time: The dark side of the city, the ancient seal is loosened, and hundreds of ghosts walk at night; On the battlefield of another world, the demon clan dynasty was overthrown, and tens of thousands of armies pressed upon the territory. Su Qinghan clenched the soul-suppressing sword: "Hongzhou, you have formed a blood contract with me, and you will only protect one person in your life." Ye Li unfolded the Demonic Moon Blood Wings and said, "Lu Lang, sign a soul contract with me, and I will only be with you in this life." The pendant became hot, and a third line of small words appeared: "An inseparable bond has been detected... Suggested solution: take them all (but please make a pot of porridge to calm their anger first)." Lu Hongzhou looked at the boiling porridge pot and sighed: "It turns out that I have to cook more than just porridge in this life." "It's robbery."

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"Fellow Taoist, stay here and enjoy the warm porridge of the human world" or "The porridge is full of flavours, let me describe it in a few words"
A bowl of porridge is simmering on the stove in the early morning, when the rice flowers are first blooming. In the white air, the fragrance of porridge has scooped up a bowl of breeze for you. The new rice harvested this autumn is used, and it is simmered over a slow fire until the rice bones are crispy and the water is hard to separate from the rice. A layer of creamy "porridge oil" floats on the thick rice fat. It slides down the throat and the warmth spreads along the meridians to the limbs. The porridge is only served with crispy pickled mustard and half a cube of fermented bean curd, which makes the original taste of the porridge even sweeter. In the past, I was always in a hurry to eat, but now I understand that porridge needs to wait, eat, and talk together. What is cooked in the porridge is rice, and it is also time - the rice grains go from being hard to melting, like the time when the edges and corners are gradually melting, and finally become warm and healthy. Fellow Taoist, please sit down. There is haze in the bowl and rivers and lakes on the tip of the tongue. What you scoop up with a spoonful is more than just porridge? It is the autumn fruits of vegetation, the fire in the human hearth, and the most plain comfort in floating life. Leave a message, let this bowl of porridge warm up the unseen time.
7mo ago