I Joined a Pet Chat Group, and All the Owners Freaked Out

Qin Yan runs away from home, hoping to become a front-desk mascot who gets paid to do nothing, but unexpectedly joins an [Animal Chat Group].

From then on, his life takes a wild turn, and he goes on a rampage in this world full of "two-legged beasts."

[Livestream]

Qin Yan reads the feedback in the group: "The Ragdoll next door says this brand is too salty and makes you shed. That calico says this one has too little meat and is mostly starch... All right, let's put this 'Goubuli' brand on sale. The chubby orange cat in the group tested it and says it's delicious!"

Viewers: ??? This streamer is the real deal. When something comes up, he really does ask the cats!

[On Set]

Director: "These special effects look so fake. I want a real swarm of snakes bursting out!"

Qin Yan tags the group members, and snakes, lizards, and spiders from the corners of the set line up. Their movements are slick, and their acting is incredible.

Director: "What the hell? Can that snake actually check the camera positions and find its mark?!"

[Crime Scene]

Police officer: "The suspect is highly skilled at evading surveillance. There are blind spots in the cameras."

Qin Yan: "Officer, that sparrow over there says it saw the guy throw something into the sewer to the east."

[Romance]

"Brother Qin Yan, my cat hurt its back doing a backflip. Could you come take a look?" the pure and lovely campus belle messages him.

"Qin Yan, my dog hasn't been eating or drinking lately. It says it wants to see you." The cool, sophisticated boss pushes open the door.

"Qin Yan! My husky chewed through the water pipe while tearing up the house. Come save me!" the sexy neighbor sends in a voice message.

Looking at the group members scrambling to take credit as his "wingmen," Qin Yan falls into deep thought: "I only think of you as pets. Why do you want me to be your daddy?"

(This is a lighthearted slice-of-life novel with no angst. Come on in and cuddle some cats!)