Immortal Body: from Swallowing Bricks to Swallowing the Law

In an online article creation center in a certain parallel universe, the editor-in-chief slapped the table and spat: "What do you mean by a good article? When you open the first chapter, you know that the protagonist will definitely blow up the galaxy with one punch in the end! The five hundred and ninety-nine chapters in the middle are just to see him eating rocks today, chewing meteorites tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow. The process of eating stars like jelly beans! What do readers want? What they want is this kind of predictable, step-by-step, and absolutely safe "coolness"!" Thus, an epic masterpiece codenamed "The Immortal Body" began its assembly-line birth based on the deduction of countless data models and readers' preferences. Its mission is simple: just like producing potato chips, it can stably, batch, and continuously produce "satisfaction" to ensure that every bite of readers will be a familiar, high-calorie, cheap pleasure that makes people want to stop.