Water Margin: The White-Robed Man Who Pacified the Realm

In the final years of the Northern Song, the mighty bandit Wang Lun commands a million men in Shandong. He captures prefectures and cities, defeats government armies, wages war against the Liao, is crowned Prince of Qi, destroys Western Xia, and marches straight on the Jin court. Zhao Gou of the Song: Now that you've accepted amnesty, why have you ignored my twelve golden tablets? Wang Lun: Is this your excuse for rebelling against me, Your Majesty? Emperor Tianzuo of the Liao: Father Emperor, your son is here to pay his respects. Wang Lun: In that case, I'll reduce next year's annual tribute by ten percent. Emperor Taizong of Jin: When will you return my elder brother Wanyan Aguda, who was captured in the humiliation of Huining? Wang Lun: Duke Hun De is doing very well here. There's no need for you to worry about him. Emperor Chongzong of Western Xia: I am innocent. Why has your great nation sent an army to invade? Wang Lun: I am a barbarian!