There Really Is Someone Who Calls Himself Pippi Shrimp.

"Today's heroes are no more than thundering cauldrons." The gavel exploded, and the one-eyed storyteller tapped the table with his withered fingers, making a sound like cracking silk: "If we talk about true heroes, in the world for eight hundred years, only two people can deserve it!" "One of them is the elder of the Sword Sect, Su Heng." "When he was three years old, his sword was frosted, and when he was five years old, his sword tip drank blood. At the age of nineteen, he met the heroes of nine states with one single sword, and never lost. At the age of twenty-seven, he trampled the Lingxiao Palace to pieces with one sword, and the light of his sword stretched across three thousand miles, and cut off the fate of the dynasty that had lasted for four hundred years!" "The second one is the Immortal Pipi Xia who is beloved by all the spirits of the world." "His traces are misty and he travels all over the world. He once saw people dying of hunger for thousands of miles, so he waved his hands to bring down the rain, and countless people survived. When he encountered the demon sect, and the blood refined the common people, he stepped into the Cave of Ten Thousand Demons alone. Before he finished singing "Happy Wandering", the thousands of miles of blood sea turned into a lotus pond. The wonder of his water method has reached the ultimate Taoist realm of 'the best is like water'." "Which one of these two is higher and which one is lower? For hundreds of years, there has been endless disputes about Taoism. However, in my humble opinion, the Immortal Master's Taoism is natural and benefits the common people. He may be even half a point better than the Taoism of Swordsmanship." "Absurd! The power of the sword master can cut off the fate of a country or the fate of heaven! The Immortal Lord can only moisten things with drizzle, how can he compete with Kaitian's sharpness?" "You are practicing swordsmanship. When you see the Immortal Lord, he is as natural as a summer insect whispering on the ice! Those of us who cultivate the way of Kanshui know that the Immortal Lord can overturn the sea with just one thought. That is the true power of 'water strikes three thousand miles, and lifts up ninety thousand miles'!" "Everyone... Don't argue." "The first sentence of "Volume 1" of "The Immortal Master's Proverbs" says...'The most powerful person in the world is only Tiga.'"