I’m Just a Minor Cultivator

Synopsis One:

Zhao Changsheng transmigrated.

The good news: he transmigrated to a world of immortal cultivation and has a spiritual root.

The bad news: it’s a five-element trash root, so his cultivation has a pretty obvious ceiling.

The good news: Zhao Changsheng has the standard transmigrator’s perk, a System that grants skills.

The bad news: the skills aren’t exactly respectable. Fortunately, Zhao Changsheng is an upstanding person.

Skill One [Divine Touch: Causes arousal on contact, with a 100% chance of conception]: Contribute to the reproduction of cultivators and demons who struggle to have children, and earn their gratitude.

Skill Two [Subconscious Awakening: Awaken a target’s subconscious and rewrite it]: Awaken the truth, goodness, and beauty in the hearts of demonic cultivators, help bring about world peace, and do your part for harmony and friendship.

Skill Three [Dissociation of Personality: Forcefully split the target’s personality]: Got inner demons? Come to me. No pain, no side effects. I’ll help you cultivate without a hitch or the bother of inner demons.

Skill Four [...]

Zhao Changsheng: I’m just a minor cultivator. You’d better not bully me. Otherwise, if I unleash my combo, even I don’t know what’ll happen.

Synopsis Two:

“Daoist Changsheng, I hear you’re exceptionally skilled at killing?”

“Those are just rumors. I’ve simply lived a little longer.”

“I hear the young prince of the Demon Kingdom has taken an interest in you. Aren’t you worried?”

“A little.”

“...Just a little?”

“Mm.”

“The young prince of the Demon Kingdom says he’s going to beat you to death. You’re so weak, so how can you be so calm?”

“I really can’t fight, but I know friends who can.”

“If the young prince of the Demon Kingdom comes here, it should be fine.”