Evil Spirit? I’m a Persona User!

[Fake supernatural] + [Weak System] + [Persona elements]

“Mr. Wu, you died once and then came back as an evil spirit, is that right?”

“What do you mean, came back as an evil spirit? Who starts an interview by asking such a rude question? How could I possibly be an evil spirit?”

“But Mr. B says he saw you die with his own eyes.”

“Impossible. Absolutely impossible!”

“Then how do you explain being able to enter the Shadow World and having the ability to extract fragments of people’s hearts?”

“Being able to enter the Shadow World makes me an evil spirit? Have you ever been an evil spirit? Don’t go around making things up and jumping to conclusions! The Shadow World is a mental network where human consciousness is digitized. I’m just a humble cleaner there!”

“So, you’re a cyber evil spirit?”

“No... I freaking... I’m really not an evil spirit!”