I Have a Babel Book

Close the book, "O omniscient Babel, please tell me how to get a girlfriend?" Open the book. [First, elbow hitting the cement floor from the 28th floor] [Second, drink the magical little potion that makes crops thrive] [Third, use your neck and the rafters to have a hearty tug-of-war] Okay, now I'm going to the rooftop to see if I have invisible wings. ... "Hello, beautiful, kind, bright and flawless fairy, can I say this is an accident?" "Hmph! You're a bastard!" "Hello, the empress with a broad mind and unparalleled grace, I really don't think so, do you?" "Then you mean to deny it, huh? Lu Aiqing?" "Hello, gentle, lovely, charming and charming lady, can I leave today?" "Xiao Lu, it's only been a few days and there's still no baby in my belly!" ..... Lu Xiuzhu swore that this was all what the damn Book of Heaven asked him to do. He was really innocent!