The Return of the Good-For-Nothing: My Golden Bones Can Destroy Everything

Twenty years ago, Lin Jinglan stepped into Death Canyon, a world-recognized desert. The military positioning signal completely disappeared, and everyone thought he had died long ago. Today, Lin Jinglan walked out of the canyon alive, but his martial arts foundation was shattered and his internal meridians were severed. Faced with Qingmei's divorce letter and the martial arts family's increasing pressure, where should the former martial arts Shinhwa go? "Lin Jinglan, I give you two choices: one, be my person; two..." The girl in a red dress walked out of the depths of Death Canyon, her eyebrows seemed to be tempered with starlight, and her tone was careless. "I choose two." Before the girl could finish speaking, Lin Jinglan's lips curved into a ruffian smile, crisp and clear. (The protagonist is a villain + no system + a loudmouthed king + urban martial arts + an illegible introduction, please read the text)