Professional Dog Licker: Madam, Please Respect Yourself!

Hello, my name is Gu Cheng, and I am a professional dog licker. In this world, there are many rich people, but even more lonely rich people. But do you think rich people lack licking skills? No, the last thing they don't need is a fawning pug. What they really lack is a "dog licker" who can catch their unplaced desire for control, swallow their hysterical negative emotions, and no matter how they behave or even pervert their behavior, can cover it up perfectly and make them feel that their souls are in harmony. This is called precise positioning, this is called the realization of emotional value, and this is called high-end customized service industry. As long as the money is in place, I will be your long-lost true love, the white moonlight you can only ask for, and the humblest and most affectionate person in your life. As for feelings? Stop making trouble, it hurts money to talk about relationships. Oh, and the most important thing is: ladies, please respect yourself. I've already said, I'm not selling myself.