Will You Become Stronger by Going Against the Routine? No, I Just Want to Be a Salted Fish

On the day I awakened my urban powers, I was bound to an "anti-routine" system. When everyone was pretending to be cool, the system asked me to shout in public: "Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty!" When the experts from all walks of life were keeping a low profile and being patient, the system asked me to eat durian snail noodles in a live broadcast, and the barrage was filled with "The boss is so down-to-earth." I thought I got the wrong script until one day... "Alert! A global S-class crisis is coming!" "After system testing, you have accumulated enough anti-routine values..." "Do you want to activate the God-killing mode immediately?"