The Frail Witch Is Raising Me Online

Zhou Yi thinks he’s pretty lucky.

In a world where you can’t cultivate immortality without money, and which is about to be destroyed by a calamity that will wipe out all immortals, there’s a girl in his mind who calls herself a gamer and spends money on cultivation manuals and pills for him.

But...

What do you mean, you’re terminally ill and about to die?

What do you mean, you don’t want to spend your parents’ money, so you can’t spend any more on the game?

My path to immortality has only just gotten on track. How can you die? Who’ll pay for my upgrades if you’re dead?!

Take this cultivation manual and practice it. Stay alive, no matter what!

Take these pills and sell them. Then spend every last coin on me!

Just when Zhou Yi thinks he’s finally on the path to immortality, the witch known as the Calamity That Destroys Immortals appears before him.

“Nice to meet you.”

“For all eternity, I look forward to your company.”

That’s what she says.