A Useless Monkey Became Sun Dasheng, and the World of Beast Control Collapsed.

My name is Liu Bang, the most cowardly beast master in history. My goal in life is to hide behind my pet beast and add a shield to restore health, and survive until the end of time. But my pet beasts seem to have hundreds of millions of misunderstandings about "auxiliary": Sun Wukong (Defense Slap Monkey): The physical body starts a fight! Eat a stick from me! (The wind of sticks tears apart the sky) Bai Xiaochun (healing rabbit): The furnace and the alchemy furnace are going to explode! (A mushroom cloud rises in the beast-controlling space) Han Paopao (Speed Bamboo): Don't panic, I'll go ahead and explore the way for you! (Flash behind me instantly) Emperor Armor (Return to Blue Mechanical Belt): Fusion! The Five Saints must kill! (The sword light breaks the sky) From then on, my path to mastering beasts completely collapsed—— Miao Huowang (a schizophrenic cow cat) divides yin and yang with its claws: "Human, meow can't tell the difference, meow really can't tell the difference!" Xiao Huohuo (Eating Flame Fire Spirit) lit fire in his palms: "My name is Xiao Huohuo, don't bully the old and the poor!" Qingdi (Lotus for Refining Weapons) One thought brings forth flowers: "One thought brings flowers into bloom, and lotuses appear all over the world." [Easy fun jokes] [Famous scenes] [Beast control + machinery + divine weapons and war spirits]