The King of Juan Is a Cultivator, and the System Makes Me a Salted Fish

When I opened my eyes, I became a loser in the world of immortality. With the "strongest cultivation system", I thought I could kill everyone and reach the pinnacle of life. Who knew that this system was so weird that it was forbidden for serious practitioners, and I was forced to "lay it down and die". While others were practicing hard, I was basking in the sun; while others were going through calamities, I was sleeping in. Until Heaven was furious and thunder struck, the system that had planned to pretend to be dead suddenly activated—— "Warning! The host's salty behavior has exceeded the system's tolerance!" "Emergency activation-Volume King critical attack mode!"