I Slacked Off in the Immortal Realm and Somehow Became the Top-Ranked Hustler in All Three Realms

Modern corporate drone Lin Bailan slacks off until he dies from overwork, then transmigrates into the body of a good-for-nothing disciple of the Qingyun Sect. While everyone else in the cultivation world competes to build spiritual power, refine pills, and ascend to immortality, he binds himself to the [Slacking Off to Immortality System] and takes the road of reverse cultivation: He cooks hot pot in the alchemy furnace, naps while flying on his sword, draws emojis instead of talismans, and lies flat pretending to be a weakling during the sect tournament. The grindset-obsessed elder is so furious he jumps up and down. “You brat! How can you slack off on the path to immortality?” Lin Bailan slurps a slice of beef and rolls his eyes. “So what if you out-grind the Three Realms? Can you beat my dark circles?” With a skewer between his teeth, Lin Bailan sprawls on the Celestial Emperor’s throne. “I told you long ago: slacking off is the ultimate truth of cultivation!”