Pet Appraisal Livestream: Hey, Viewer, a Simp Is Still a Dog

[Lighthearted Comedy + Memes + Wish Fulfillment + Straight-Talking Guy + Ridiculous Antics] Ning Che took over his family’s pet shop and started livestreaming about his life. Just then, he awakened a Pet Diagnosis System. Every time he solved a pet’s difficult problem, he earned a reward. He never expected the viewers in his livestream Every last one of them was a weirdo. Viewer 1: “Streamer, my dog has this problem. It ignores men on the street, but whenever it sees a pretty young woman, it lunges at her!” Ning Che: “Your partner keeps taking it out to hit on pretty girls!” Viewer 2: “Streamer, why does my dog get mad at me every time I come back from a business trip?” Ning Che: “Let’s set aside the fact that your dog’s mad at you for a moment. There’s a bit of green over your head!” Viewer 3: “Streamer, my Wangcai has been losing sleep and feeling emo lately. It even hides under the covers and cries!” Ning Che: “It got dumped!” The viewer pulled over his good buddy. “But I never said he was a dog!” Ning Che: “Buddy, a simp is a dog too!” Viewer: “…” And so, while the pets’ ailments got treated, their owners were publicly humiliated. As Ning Che’s pet-diagnosis skills improved, he gained more abilities, too. He could talk to pets and help his uncle crack major cases; He could appraise antiques live, while viewers begged to know how to open a bronze door; He could tell fortunes on livestream and became the internet’s hottest therapist…. Ning Che: “Seriously, I was just livestreaming dog checkups. How did I end up a master fortune-teller, relationship expert, and crime-solving whiz?”