Douluo Dalu: Immortality, My Father the Lover, Exposed by the Sky Screen

[This book is also known as Douluo: My Dad Is a Casanova, and My Stepmoms Have Formed a Queue] My dad is Duan Changsheng. He’s unkempt and spends every day drinking and neglecting his duties. Then one day, a sky screen appeared, announcing rankings for Casanovas, Scumbags, Handsome Men, Villains, Combat Strength, Longevity, Martial Souls, Young Geniuses, and more. To my surprise, my dad topped every single list except the Scumbag and Villain rankings. Only now do I realize how amazing he is. His legends are everywhere. Bibi Dong, Liu Erlong, Bo Saixi, Tang Yuehua, Snow Empress, Ice Empress, Biji, Ziji, the Demon Empress, the Heaven Dou Empress, the Star Luo Empress, and many others all show up, forming a group to ask me to acknowledge them as family. After acknowledging so many stepmoms, I can just lie flat from now on. Bibi Dong: “Duan Lang, where are you? Actually, Xue’er is your child!” Bo Saixi: “Brother Duan, it’s been a hundred years. I thought you were dead. Why didn’t you come find me on Sea God Island?” Liu Erlong: “Sheng, it’s been twenty years. Why are you still hiding from me?” Tang Yuehua: “Brother Changsheng, I’m willing to wait for you my whole life.” Tang San: “What kind of lousy rankings are these? Why am I at the top of both the Scumbag and Villain lists? Clear my name!” Yu Xiaogang: “The student has surpassed the master. No wonder he’s my disciple. He’s even above me on the Scumbag and Villain lists.” Xiao Wu: “Pah! Tang San, you scumbag, you vile villain! I’m never speaking to you again, you big liar!”