Tianting Society's Death Calendar Starts with Streaking

"Tianting Society Death Calendar" ——Every day I wake up and refresh my shame level in heaven, but they don't know that every time I die, one of the rules chains on my body breaks. Li Changsheng, a temporary worker in heaven who has ascended for three hundred years, is bound to the piracy system: ❌The invincible field is only three feet (can hit the wall with open arms) ❌The waistband collapses every time it is opened (already welded) ❌Daily tasks are all about social death (it's better to run around naked and steal peaches today) ❌Memory is cleared every day (but tooth decay remembers everything) He thought it was a joke until he discovered: 1. Ye Youshen helped him because he wanted to steal system energy to buy life-saving medicine for his sister. 2. The Jade Rabbit sends carrots, which is Chang'e using rabbit fur to send a distress signal. 3. Roaring Sky Dog took away his shoes because the soles were engraved with "Map of Immortal Rule Loopholes" 4. The system deletes memories every night, but when he was licking cavities, he was unconsciously backing up the rule fragments. Now, face: ✅Heavenly "Chastity Protection Association" is wanted on the entire Internet ✅Erlangshen took the sole map to ask him for guilt ✅The solder joints on the waistband continue to get hot (my college roommate is texting Morse code) Li Changsheng tightened the five tight knots in his belt and licked the cavities on his tongue. "Okay, let's continue socializing today - after all, every time your belt breaks, there will be another crack in your rules cage."