A Ph. D. in Chemistry Turned into a Loser? I Will Self-Certify on the Spot

I dressed up like an ancient good-for-nothing, and my cousin used a fake marriage certificate to frame my innocence. She sneered in front of everyone: "A fool like you is worthy of fighting with me?" I calmly took the engagement paper and tapped the ink with my fingertips: "Cousin, the ink is not dry yet." Turning to the stunned people: "If you still don't accept it, I can use kitchen materials to make sulfuric acid on site. Do you want to try it out?" My cousin turned pale, and I chuckled: "Modern chemistry specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction."