Schizophrenia Firm

I can make you schizophrenic on the spot. Not in the pathological sense, but with a snap, a sub-personality that completely obeys one's own orders can be split off. Catch a thief? Let him split off his righteous personality and go to the police station to surrender, even revealing the incident of stealing apples from his neighbor in his childhood. Fight against your boss? Let him split into a confessional personality and recite his resignation report in front of the public, with full emotion. Met a killer? Let him split into a pacifist personality and take the initiative to disarm, and help you order takeout. This ability is pretty easy to use, but it's a bit mind-consuming. As a result, Chen Le opened a "split personality firm". The commission I received today is a bit special: "Mr. Chen, we would like to hire you to split the personality of the representatives of the United Nations Security Council so that we can pass a resolution." Chen Le looked at the account balance and sighed: "Okay, but let's make a deal first - if the split personality advocates world peace, don't blame me."