I Am a Saint in the Demonic Cult

Other people's demonic cults: murder, arson, and all kinds of evil. My family's demonic religion: helping old ladies cross the road, running schools for left-behind children, and opening warehouses to stock out food faster than the imperial court in times of disaster. On the day when Zhengdaokui besieged the mountain gate, I taught one hundred thousand disciples to line up in order, not to recite the killing curse, but to memorize the "Tao Te Ching" in unison. The monks all over the world are heartbroken: "Are you the right way, or are we the right way?!" I was riding on the back of the Great Gray Wolf Emperor, looking at the black lotus looming on my forehead, and smiled slightly: "Don't worry, when I find my mother, I will teach you all over again what the true 'Tao' is."