My Painting Style of Cultivating Immortals Is Too Bizarre

Traveling through the world of immortality, Lu Changsheng only wanted to be a low-key, steady and beautiful man with a dream of eternal life. However, the awakened [Causal Law Collapse System] completely destroyed his integrity. The god-level skills I drew all have outrageous side effects: [100% ability to catch a sword with bare hands (passive version)]: As long as I draw the sword, no matter you are a Qi refining rookie or a peerless immortal emperor, you have to teleport over and kneel down to catch the sword! [Father's love is like a mountain palm]: One slap will not kill you, but it can make you kneel on the ground crying and calling daddy! [Intelligence-lowering halo]: When turned on, the IQ of the surrounding powerful enemies will instantly return to zero, and they will engage in kindergarten-level noob pecking with the host. ... Many years later, when Lu Changsheng stood at the pinnacle of all heavens and worlds, with his feet on the way of heaven, wearing a red bellyband, and holding a suona in his hand. Countless saints from the Holy Land had tears in their eyes: "Lu Xianzun is not constrained by trivial matters, he is truly genuine!" The eternal demon trembled: "Don't let him draw his sword! Don't let him draw his sword! My knees can't stand it anymore!" Lu Changsheng looked up to the sky and sighed: "I said that I actually just want to keep a low profile and become an immortal. Do you believe it?" Sentient beings: "I don't believe it! Immortal Lord, your painting style is clearly the best mudslide in the three realms!"