From Cultural Relic Restorer to Civilized God-Killer

An alien fleet invades the solar system and claims that the earth is a "low-meme desert." However, when their mastermind was parsing the Tao Te Ching, it was instantly overloaded and their logic collapsed while scanning the structure of the Great Wall. The fleet captain looked at the young man walking out of the Forbidden City in horror. The restored Warring States silk book in his hand was compiling the entire history of China into a god-killing civilized firewall code.