The Great American Sorcerer Priest

After transmigrating to America, Lin Su became a priest, but the power he awakened was a Warlock System.

So,

he used [Soul Sever] to cure a headache, but the patient ended up in a vegetative state;

he used [Demon Skin] to treat burns, but the person seeking help could no longer bend their joints;

he used [Language Curse] to stop a couple from arguing, but they turned around and started “communicating” with kitchen knives;

he used [Fearsome Howl] to end a noisy concert early, but everyone was left with a terrible affliction that made them wake in terror in the middle of the night…

“Is your headache gone? Are the burns still there? Did the arguing stop? Did the crowd disperse?”

Facing the accusations, Lin Su wore an expression of pious devotion.

“The Lord said, ‘Let there be light,’ but He never said we couldn't borrow fire from Hell…”

.

One morning,

the confessional door burst open. A succubus licked her lips, still savoring the experience, and hid behind him.

“You demon!” cried a woman who had once experienced his “divine power.”

“That's nonsense!”

Lin Su zipped up and replied calmly, “I'm a Warlock. Demons are just my underlings!”