Harry Potter and Annan Voldemort

According to our report, today, at the 'Hogwarts' forward operating base Chief of Staff of the Eighth Army Founder of the Order of the Phoenix Officers Club Medal of Honor and Distinguished Service Cross recipients United States Army Two-star Major General His Excellency Albus Dumbledore Officially signed Special Recruitment Order No. 1991-07 General Dumbledore said he was very optimistic about the call-up order for Harry Potter, the 'Boy-Who-Lived' And warmly welcome Harry Potter to join the 'Gryffindor' special operations force directly under the Eighth Army His Majesty the Major General pointed out Harry Potter's fathers were all senior officers who came from the Order of the Phoenix and sacrificed their lives for their country. He firmly believes that Mr. Harry Potter will inherit his parents' will and ignite the Phoenix Fire in the Annan Jungle! ————"Daily Prophet·Wartime Special Issue" Communications columnist [Zamiela Guchi] Annan front line special message, 1991.07.26