I Just Want to Get Off Work on Time

This is Yuanyang Realm, a crazy world where "cultivation is at work". Here, aura is salary, realm is rank, calamity is layoffs, and inner demons are KPIs. Programmers offer hairline drawing talismans, sales madmen practice sonic skills to blast customers, and HR holds a book of life and death (roster) to harvest souls. Everyone is frantically getting involved, trying to overcome the calamity and ascend (go public), with the exception of Li Yu. He was involved in a sudden death in his previous life, and his only ambition in this life is: cling on to life and get off work on time! Awakening [All Things Loss System], Li Yu originally wanted to be a transparent person in the administrative department: Is the ancient mythical beast printer going berserk? Touch it twice and it will be fixed! The boss's toilet becomes semen and water squirts? One paper clip does it! Product manager makes outrageous demands? A truth charm killed him on the spot! Unknowingly, the logistics guy carrying a thermos cup and wearing flip-flops turned out to be the most untouchable boss in the entire sect. Facing the CEO who came to kneel down and beg for advice, Li Yu glanced at the clock on the wall and closed the door expressionlessly: "Sorry, it's time to get off work now. Even if the sky falls, we have to wait until we get to work tomorrow."