Why Did My Boast Become Reality?

My name is Ye Yunzhou. In my previous life, I died of bleeding from my seven orifices due to leaking secrets. Once again, I decided to make a wish: "Please let me be a quiet ordinary person in this life." As a result, my mouth was open: Yesterday I casually said that he would do the splits in public, and today he performed a horse trick under the national flag; last week he predicted that the monthly exam papers would disappear, and this week there was a question paper thief in the principal's office. Now, the whole class is waiting for me to predict the college entrance examination questions. The secret supernatural organization wants to kidnap me and rewrite reality. Even the stray cats in the school are squatting on the windowsill to urge Xiaoyu to intervene tomorrow. Ye Yunzhou looked at the crazy world and silently took out a small notebook: "Today's prophecy: If I talk nonsense again..." The whole class immediately rushed forward and covered his mouth: "Dad! Stop raising the flag!" #Wheneveryjokewillcome true##ask how to pretend to be mute gracefully#