I Have a Card Bug in the Era of Trickery

"Disciple, quickly eat this foundation-building pill, and I will help you achieve enlightenment and become an immortal!" Li Yi looked at the bloody pill in his master's hand, and then looked at the intoxicated expressions on the faces of the surrounding brothers and sisters after swallowing it, as well as the tentacles on the back of their necks that began to wriggle crazily... With trembling hands, he clicked on the [Developer Console] in the corner of his eye. [Warning: High-risk item "Ancient God Larva (disguise)" detected] [Operating logic: After swallowing, the host will be forcibly formatted and become the monster's flesh and blood container. Li Yi swallowed and roared crazily in his heart: "Change the 'ancient god larvae' into a 'chocolate ball' for me! Immediately! Immediately!!" Ding. [Hot repair successful. Current Item: High Calorie Cocoa Butter Ball Substitute. Li Yi swallowed it with tears and praised: "Master! It smells so good!!" … This is a weird world of immortality with broken logic and full of bugs. Taoism is a virus, spiritual energy is radiation, and ascension is deleting the library and running away. The gods and Buddhas in the sky are filled with indescribable and terrifying anomalies. Only Li Yi, who holds the backend authority, pretends to be crazy while running into crazy bugs in this crazy world. "No one knows Debug better than me." - Li Yi