The Sword Fairy Is a Scam!

I, Gu Xiyou, was the happy little prince of the former cos world, and now the number one resentment in the world of immortals. Other people's grandfathers are gold-fingered, but this guy in my family is a scammer who makes trouble for me. When the great ape demon got married, he asked me to pretend to be the bride, and then tricked me into bravely breaking into the fox's den. I almost lost my life in front of everyone. He tortured me to practice harder than taking the postgraduate entrance examination. He euphemistically called it "training the Taoist heart", but in reality it was just to satisfy his little obsession. When other geniuses were fighting in the secret realm, he tricked me into giving me a massage. When other saints were fighting for the magic weapon, he asked me to start "live streaming to bring goods" and started to trick others. Until that day, he tricked me into stealing the Empress's red stickers. When I saw the Empress coming to me with a long sword to fight for my life, I completely realized - if I want to become an immortal, it seems I have to kill this cheater in my body first. Immediately, I held the sword against my stomach and said with gritted teeth: "Lao Deng, you must give me an explanation today!" He picked his nose and looked innocent: "What do you want to say? I just want to have fun as a teacher, and I just want you to get out of singlehood as soon as possible..." Me: "Leave single? Are you risking my life to do so?" … The heavens collapsed, and there was a cheating Sword Immortal inside me, Gu Xiyou. He was dedicated to cheating me, teasing me, torturing me, amusing me, and fooling me. In the end, I was forced to shout, "Sword comes..."